Like for example, If I pick 30 as my number in my mind and you guess it right. Thanks for answers|||Yeah well... I was once in juvenile detention and I told everybody I could read their minds by guessing the number they were thinking of. So I stared hard into their eyes and just said the first number I thought of. They all said I was right but they were probably bullshitting me. What they didn't realise is that I was bullshitting them by not letting on that I knew they were bullshitting me. Or possibly, I did get it right.|||88..lol idk..But...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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